- me: damn this is so fucking good
- me: what the fuck is he saying
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Koalas having an argument.
*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
THIS MADE ME FUCKING CRY. DON’T USE ANIMALS IN YOUR COMMERCIALS OR ANYTHING EVER WHERE THEY ARE SAD OKAY JUST FUCKIN DON’T
Watch the trailer for M.I.A.’s controversial unreleased documentary before it’s pulled from the internet again. Reblog the shit out of this.